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SNL GOP Debate 2: Cain just wants FOX job

Perhaps Mitt Romney said it best, "The time for dreaming is over, it’s time to settle for…. (Insert name here)," although of course he had a specific suggestion. This debate was conducted in a novel fashion with candidates having been distanced from the podium according to popularity. The arrangement cut down on unwanted touching, but meant some were in the janitor’s closet, while another paced in the parking garage. This might be a good practice in future debates; although with this line-up the election of any candidate is enough to "turn your tummy into a gassy mess and send you to bed with bad dreams."