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Stephen Colbert: Battleground Texas' Jeremy Bird to change Texas blue

jeremy bird battleground texasTexas is 38% Hispanic and 12% African American, and with ME, that's a majority!

Of course I wish Jeremy the best in all this. In fact I may get involved, but I think outsiders are missing something here. Texas is a culture controlled by very white, very intolerant Christians who make up for their educational and intellectual deficiencies with guns. The more guns a person has, the better equipped they are to deal with any smartypants telling them what to do. And if any federal laws are passed expanding any form of gun control, Texas may very well secede before Jeremy even gets here.

If Texas decides to not go quite that far, they can hold on for many years by gaming the system with gerrymandering, voter suppression and Ted Nugent.

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