After a fatal well explosion Chevron made amends by giving most people in the community a $12 coupon for a pizza and a liter of Coke. It was the least they could do.
Well, it’s time to pack you bags to move to a more conservative country than America! Which would be… Well just be sure to include a turban and a burka and perhaps a machete. For… The left-wing socialistic nanny state of America has seen fit to ENLARGE the calorie counts on food labels! Yes, you heard right! Not only a larger font for the calorie count but get this, a new line for ADDED SUGAR! OMG! Communism in our food! I suggest that Republicans just stop eating all together to combat this Marxist intrusion into our lives.