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Stephen Colbert, Christian pastor Chuck McAlister Kentucky Gun Giveaway

“Hunting is huge in Kentucky. So we get in there and burp and scratch and talk about the right to bear arms and stuff.” Chuck McAllister on how to get Kentucky white men to come to church.

blow up jesus manHold on a second. This is in Kentucky right? There must be some mistake here for I am sure they meant 25 guns given away to each person.  After all, as gun sales skyrocket over the past years, fewer Americans are putting even one gun into their homes. Only 39% of Americans have guns at home. So it’s the same gun enthusiasts stockpiling their arsenals. Then need to buy lots and lots of guns before their aren’t anymore. We have more guns than people now! Hear Here!

Speaking of gun enthusiasts. Have you been paying attention to the Oscar Pistorius murder trial in South Africa? I mean this guy was one helluva gun enthusiast. Friends say he always carried a gun, he shot it purposely and mistakenly in public numerous times. He shot his girlfriend through the bathroom door four times with the gun enthusiast’s favorite ammo, lead hollow point expanders what leave very enthusiastic exits.

It’s gun enthusiasm that killed the girl. And the school children…

The thing is that in this case, as it is with George Zimmerman and Michael Dunn, these people are so consumed by the guns they won’t even admit that their lives would have been better served had they left their guns alone.