Hey, I do not mean to disparage Christianity! Smart isn’t everything. After all, what are unattractive, overweight dull nitwits to do in this shallow appearance dominated culture of ours?
Their choices are rather limited. They can go Goth, Punk, addiction, stay indoors or Evangelical Christianity. The later seems to be the best choice, for after all, there are a limited number of Goths, Punks, addicts, and shutins here in America. On the other hand there are around 100 million unattractive overweight dull nitwits with their hands up just slobbering to be called on!