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Stephen Colbert, Jesus Lays an Egg, the War on Easter

I guess it’s a week from today we celebrate International Execution Day! Which American Christians believe we need a lot more of. It’s a celebration of agony and capital punishment which we want to pass on to future generations. It’s fun because as we all know, three days after we die we come back to life! Except of course Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, agnostics, atheists, Catholics, and of course everyone not baptised. Lots and lots of dead babies in Christian Hell. 

Hey I just read yesterday that GOD preforms 23 million late term abortions a year! All unbaptized! Baby Hell! What a concept! What a good idea… Where do I sign up? it brings such joy to my heart so many babies on fire…