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Stephen Colbert, Michele Bachmann loves John Wayne Gacy

Bimbo watch: For Christian fundamentalist pig farmers, Michele Bachmann leads the pack for President of the United States. As Lyrnyrd Skynyer said so well… Ouu, Ouu that smell…

You have to give Michele Bachmann two things. Unlike Sarah Palin she will let the lame stream media have at her. And she will stick to whatever crazyass crap she comes up with no matter how crazyass it is. 

At the top of her absurd list is that our Founding Fathers fought against slavery at every opportunity. No matter Washington and Jefferson owned people and the entire gang wrote into the Constitution that slaves (African Americans) were counted as only 3/5 human.

How can that be rationalized? Founding Father John Quincy Adams decried slavery of course!

John Quincy Adams was 9 when the REAL Founding Fathers signed the Declaration of Independence. He did not become president until 1826 and did not begin his fight against slavery until he became a congressman in 1831.

That means she is telling a lie, repeating it, and standing by it. Which Christian Fundamentalist pig farmers accept WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT AT ALL. It’s all that butter they put on their pork chops.

Do not forget Bachmann got her law degree from Oral Roberts University in Knuckle Drag, Oklahoma. She attended before Oral Roberts Law School bought their accreditation, but graduated a few months after they got it. It is where they teach that Jesus was/is 900 feet tall. Oral Roberts himself was told that by God, who showed him Jesus up against a wall with pencil marks.

Please someone ask Michele Bachmann how tall Jesus is.  NON Christian Fundamentalist pig farmers want to know!