Stephen Colbert on President Trump’s Death Panel Budget

“I know this is an unpopular view these days but I think children should go to the doctor and eat.”  Funny Colbert, but what’s most fun about this budget that transfers over a trillion dollars from the poor to the rich, is that those poor getting the biggest kick in the pants are rural Trump voters.

But it will not matter to them so long as their leader stands behind them, way behind them, and gives the finger to uppity (smart), elitist (educated), Hollywood (attractive), media (facts), job stealers (Hispanics), unAmerican (immigrants) and criminal (Blacks) libtards.  And of course the symbolic emblem and image of the Trump phenomenon, A BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL.

This just in! The Chinese are now testing a delivery drone that carries one ton or 15 Mexicans.

As Robert Frost [number of Trump voters who know who Robert Frost is seven] once put it…

He only says, “Good fences make good neighbours.”

Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder

If I could put a notion in his head:

“Why do they make good neighbours? Isn’t it

Where there are cows? But here there are no cows.

Before I built a wall I’d ask to know

What I was walling in or walling out,

And to whom I was like to give offence.

Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,

That wants it down.”