Stephen Colbert, we fear God because he has a gun

We fear God because he carries a .38 snubnose, which not surprisingly, is the same gun Stephen Colbert loves and keeps under his desk in a bowl of roses. Even God is limited to 6 shots. But on the other hand, who knows what Jesus Christ may be packing under his robes. Most in the NRA believe that he carries both a short and a long gun. Probably a 9 mm with a 20 round clip and a Soviet made AK47 with a flipover 80 round clip. But will Jesus be coming to New York Jet’s football games without a shotgun?