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Stoner Santa Claus peed on the couch

Stoner Santa pees on couchOops.  It’s not smoking weed that makes you pee your pants, it’s beer.  So, oh no, that isn’t pee after all!  Oh no!  What caused that. Elf prom.  Let me Google that. Oh no! The good news is it’s mostly all anime, the bad news is there’s 10 pages of it.

Quite often the most important thing in a video or article is missing. In this case what about the millions of kids who missed Xmas because Santa got so stoned and forgot how to go back up the chimney to keep it going?

It reminds me of the big cover story in Bloomberg Businessweek I read yesterday about how the Chinese are killing themselves smoking cigarettes. I only wanted one piece of information to put it in perspective for me. How much does a pack of cigarettes cost in China? Six full text pages and no cigar on that answer. Should have been in the headline.