Mitt Romney and Barack Obama hang in the green room after the third and final debate. The two discuss a wide range of topics from…
The mystery of Romney’s support by some women remains a mystery. It is difficult to keep up with the fluctuating Romney views, which may account…
Of course there are a few things Mr Romney does stand firm upon. Denying women the right to choose by executive order, signing legislation, overturning…
We still can’t catch a peek of Mitt Romney’s tax returns, but the crackerjack staff of The Onion are in possession of his Google searches!…
Still thanking Black Jesus for President Obama’s performance in the second Presidential debate, W. Kamau Bell wonders how anyone could still be undecided! I can…
Mitt Romney would like to convince us that “Corporations are people too, my friend.” It turns out that they are, thanks to Bain’s lawyers! Due…
Mitt Romney addressing his Republican supporters confided, “Had I been born of Mexican parents I’d have a better shot at winning this.” Poor Mitt Romney. …
As you see, there is a wide spectrum of FWP’s. To make it worse, these sufferers don’t draw instant sympathy from others. Their problems seem…
Your Romney Action Figure Mittformer, changes policies at superspeeds! Kids will have hours of fun watching him flip and flop on numerous issues. He’s bounced…
Using the format of a popular Mitt Romney ad, we’re prompted to complain bitterly about the things that have not changed for the better in…
It was an easy win for the ‘new’ Romney – and it’s no surprise. After all, he knows his opponent’s weak spots, the largest of…
Romney is gunning for Big Bird, and then he’ll go after Cookie Monster, Elmo and Miss Piggy too – hop fast Kermit! Barack Obama has…
What happened? It was embarrassing. By the end of it even I thought Mitt would be a better president. Chris Matthews said it well when…
Come on Onion! Without Mormons we would not know that Jesus is 6’3″ lives on planet Kolob, and hung out with the lost tribes of…
Hey! Leave Mitt alone! I do the tie thing up your nose, the tap on the far shoulder, the rabbit ears behind the head, the…