“Trump keeps saying that the media is rigging the election against him. But why would the media rig it against him. He is the greatest thing that ever happened to them. Who do you think they’d rather be covering? A grandma that loves secrets or a human horn who screams every thought in his head and can’t swing his arms without grabbing a woman’s ass.”
The Donald has been the biggest cash cow for all of cable news since they began over 20 years ago. They gave him $2 billion in free air time just in the primaries alone.
And if you have not heard, The Donald’s best friends no longer include Roger Ailes, America’s two most celebrated misogynists had a falling out with Ailes walking out of Trump Towers and now has no connection to Trump. Word is that after being friends with Trump for 35 years, last Wednesday Ailes found out that there is just no talking to The Donald about what he should or should not say or do. Roger Ailes quick on the stick.
“You weren’t in a locker room you sleazy pair of sweat socks, you were at work.” Samantha Bee.
Who thought up that the best defense for The Donald’s misogyny was to beat up Hillary for her husbands infidelity? It goes without saying that Rudy Giuliani, Roger Ailes and The Donald his own self were on board with that, but didn’t lady political whiz Kellyanne Conway mention how Jennifer Aniston become America’s most beloved sweetheart after Brad Pitt cheated on her with the now crazy and anorexic Angelina Jolie.
The talk up at Trump Towers is that there are more of these tapes coming, some with the NWORD. The Donald says that if these mean things do comeout, whether from the Clinton campaign or not, he will in the next debate go ever lower to attack her on sexual matters concerning her husband than he already has. And with Fox News moderator Chris Wallace in support. But what if Chris Wallace goes rogue on him and The Donald has to attack him for having hemorrhoids, you know, bleeding from wherever.
My head shaker is now the Wikileaks statement that has the nation on fire, that Hillary Clinton has both a private and public persona. She says thing in private that she does not say in public! OMG! Trying to think of one person in the world who doesn’t do the same… Thinking… Sorry…
Billy Bush, who was just the straight guy in this locker room fun, lost his job cohosting the Today Show for this, Donald Trump did not lose his job at the GOP. This makes the much maligned media, who have much higher negatives that The Donald, much better than the GOP in dealing with sexism and misogyny. No? four words. Roger, Ailes, Clarence, Thomas.
Let’s hear it for Samantha Bee who has now topped George Carlin in dirty word rapping and with the added gravitas of the ballot BOX. Hear Here.