David Letterman’s monologue includes but is not limited to – the miracles of Saint Francis, the Republican front-runners – Ted Cruz, Donald Trump and Lindsey…
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT send a picture of a dick to PICDICK 33733! Or pictures of you dogs buthole either Ted Cruz announced…
Ted Cruz may be the first clown out of the GOP clown car but soon a couple of even bigger clowns, Ben Carson and Donald…
This one sure hits the spot with three white presidential candidates actually not born in America and the black one actually born in America and…
“I did LSD in my youth, which did not prepare me for Ted Cruz, he is so 1950s he should never have made it to…
So who is the head of the Birthers anyway, oh yeah, Donald Trump, who just the other day canceled his hit show Celebrity Apprentice which…
“We need intelligent debate in the country. Ted Cruz may be an intelligent person, but he doesn’t carry out an intelligent debate, he oversimplifies, he…
Telling a little girl that the world is on fire TWICE kind of puts the icing on the cake on this piece of human sh*t,…
I happened into Morning Joe today for the first time in many months to find Joe and Mika telling us it may be all over…
The Senate caved in to Obama and passed a clean bill to fund Homeland Security, which then went to the House which voted against it…
It’s not only eating paint chips that creates The Stupid here in America, for just as potent a label on that bag could read Tea…
The GOP primary clown car is loading in Iowa, please wash your hands and wear a gauze face mask before touching or breathing near them.…
Lipstick Liberal promotes a Rosetta Stone, which will help conservatives communicate their racist views with coded confidence just like Paul Ryan, Sarah Palin and Ted…
History was made today when Texas Republican crazy Ted Cruz said something about Michelle Obama in Saudi Arabia, and we all agreed with him. I…
Joni Ernst aside, Iowa has more pigpoop than any other state – while being relatively short in both landmass and population – which means pigpoop…