The Texas Republican Party has all of the trouble they deserve, with Donald Trump charm school graduate Robert Morrow, who must plan to eventually unseat the Donald utilizing his whoppin’ 11 inches, and Mary Lou Bruner, the Tea Party whoopee cushion who plans to further educate folks when they make a seat for her on the Board of Education.
Travis County Texas is to blame for Morrow, whom I cannot describe on this page without fear of bringing down the censorship gods. You simply have to see this one to believe it. I can’t – or won’t repeat his first tweet. His second tweet was “I like boobies.” He brags about not being politically correct, and if that is his goal, he has arrived. John is being kind when he describes Morrow as “The guy kicked out of your gym for trying to smell women.” That’s Morrow with the haircut that lives just below his bald spot. It’s a demi-Moe.
Mary Lou Bruner is a Tea Party fox who – like Morrow knows all of the sexual history of everyone she doesn’t like. There are homo-sek-shalls on every level of government. Coincidentally, the Democratic party is just crawling with people she considers to be sexual deviants who are also drug addicts. I guess Morrow and Bruner know all about it because the voices in their heads told them, but I suspect Mary Lou feels she was on the scene with Noah when he made that wise decision about the little dinosaurs. You won’t have to write any of that information down because she’s writing history books too.