Motivational speaker Jesus (as conservatives would have you envision him)- has had a change of policy since the days of freebie loaves and fishes for the freeloading followers. Here to prove that the Republican party is the party of ‘Christianity’ AKA fat cats with bank accounts in the Caymans; this Jesus is all for paying down the budget with the loose change that normally goes to social programs, thus allowing all Americans young and old to enjoy the dignity of work, without health care or healing miracles. Save them from socialism and thin out the herd. You must be cruel to be kind – and Jesus’ new pals are as cruel as the blighter who fashioned that crown of thorns.