Video – This Jimmy Kimmel production of a politically correct Thanksgiving pageant is unlike any you are ever likely to see! The traditional Thanksgiving pageant is as tired and predictable as glue-smeared construction-paper Pilgrim hats. The students of Edward James Olmos Elementary School perform a delightfully new version of the story, uniquely updated for 2016. Appropriate for our day and age, great pains are taken to assure that everything is PC, and no one’s triggers are alerted. See what happens when you try to please absolutely everyone. Who knew that Tofurkey had been around ruining Thanksgiving for so very long?!