Forget ‘mourning’ in the morning ladies, it’s a bright new day! Through medical reversals, the science of contraception and rape has never been easier to understand or manipulate. Rapists like Paul Rayden carry the handy pill which simulates a woman’s natural terror-based sperm killing secretions, which we all know prevent pregnancy! Now a woman can simply lie back and enjoy her violation without fear of judgement of the most obvious repercussion – a baby nine months later.