If you watched the Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary special, you may have noticed that one former cast member was absent from the stage – you see, Victoria Jackson was busy debuting her new YouTube ditty, “There’s a Muslim in the White House.”
This is the follow-up to Jackson’s “There’s a Communist Living in the White House.” You see what she did there, just changed one word. No wonder she is the beauty and the brains of the self-named Teabagger movement!
Jackson describes her um…Reasoning.
“We have had seven years to accumulate more information about the mysterious man who was voted into office by the uninformed masses, the deceived and those voters living off the government who simply want “free stuff.” (Shades of Mitt Romney) Being called ‘uninformed by Miss Jackson is insulting, but I doggedly press on.
Ms Jackson continues, “TV commentators keep asking, “Why is Obama releasing dangerous terrorists?” and “Why won’t he call it what it is?” Victoria Jackson has an answer for her own question. “Maybe he is one of them. Maybe he is our enemy. Maybe Obama is a Muslim Jihadist.” Jackson sums up. “What’s the difference between a Muslim and a Jihadist? If you follow Mohammed, you follow Mohammed.”
You could say the same about Christians, if one held the shooting of two doctors in Kansas, or similar atrocities against all Christians…But that wouldn’t be logical, or sane. Somehow a black – (or half-white) president just brings out the worst in some people.
Sentiments expressed in her new musical effort begin with the following:
“Why aren’t people shocked or something? Why aren’t people up in arms? Does anyone read history or see black and white flags or hear alarms? The streets are filled with deaf and dumb as I squeak like a mouse. There’s a Muslim living in the White House.”
The six minute ditty includes sound bites and quotes which lead to the indisputable, irrefutable fact that President Obama is a Muslim…Ergo all Muslims are terrorists.
Ms Jackson does not have a professionally trained voice so please be kind. Place your dogs in another room, they have keenly sensitive hearing. One astute observer commented: “Lady.you have the voice paranoid schizophrenics hear when they stab their mothers to death.”
Speaking of dogs, President Obama is certainly an unusual Muslim, as fond as he is of the family pooch, Bo.
Jackson claimed that her radical political views and bat-poop crazy stunts had nothing to do with her invitation to participate in the anniversary show being lost in the mail, or something. I’ll bet those Muslims intercepted it, trying to staunch the voice of reason.
P.S. Dear Vickie, take up the bass fiddle, you can’t hide behind a ukelele anymore.
Yer Pal,
meow.