Anything with a bit of Kafka always warms my soul, we must all do our best to see past the outer appearances into who they are, not what they are. With that said Amy Schumer sure hit the nail on the head with this one. The entire celebrity news machine is run by cockroaches, vampires, aliens, cannibals, krakens and talking dog poop. Here! Hear! I bet there a a lot of celebrities loving this one.