Seth Meyers takes a closer look at ‘President Trump’s’ latest swipes at the media, as a vote on his signature health care bill suffers a delay due to a lack of support from his own party. Senator Jim Inhofe expresses the feelings of those who do support the bill: “I’m not sure what it does. I just know it’s better than Obamacare.”
Republicans are just happy to have Trump busy elsewhere and not underfoot. While Republicans scheme, Trump trotted out the cover of his Time magazine mock-up, which quite literally is ‘fake news.’ “This would be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, if it wasn’t the funniest thing I’ve ever heard” quips Seth, continuing; “Do you also get your salary paid in giant novelty checks?” Five dollars says Trump is checking with a printing company right now. .
A word of warning…Have you paid your ‘internet taxes’ this year? Jeff Bezos of Amazon and the Washington Post hasn’t, and the ‘Precident’ of the United States – whose income taxes are still a mystery, is onto Bezos and his cyber crime!
Dismissing the flap over healthcare, Fox News is philosophical and calming. A Fox vixen put it into perspective; “We’re all gonna die, and they don’t know who’s gonna die or how many people.” Why didn’t I think of that? If the ultimate end is the same for everyone, what does it matter if it comes a few decades earlier than it could have through medical intervention. Do you feel better now? Me neither.