Chelsea Handler’s show is a proud sponsor of the new and improved Trump University. The courts mandated an interruption in Trump’s previous attempts to provide world class education, but It’s baaack, and it’s bigly-er than ever!
Are you a student, who thirsts for knowledge, but believes poor or missing grades may stand in the way of a degree? Just fill out the attached student loan application, take a chance comrade! You may be chosen as one of the elite students who will learn one-on-one from the smartest man in the world!
The expanded curriculum includes new courses including Climbate Change, Womyn Studies, Foreijn Languages and so many more!
FOR the FIRST FIVE HUNDRED APPLICANTS – Hurry, to have a selfie taken with Mr. Trump!
Disclaimer: Selfie may be taken with same life-size cut-out used in previous Trump University photo op.