. This Twelve Days of Trumpmess parody begins with, “On the first day of Christmas my president gave to me permission to grab a wussy…”
I been meaning to ask, is the first thing to ask a woman who tells you she voted for Trump:
“Oh really? Does this mean I can grab your wussy?”
“No!”
“Can I at least give your butt a little slap?”
“No!”
“So who do you hate most? Muslims, Mexicans, African Americans, Immigrants or Foreigners?
“Liberals like you!”
And there you have the reason this happened and the true meaning of Christmas.