Gold: It’s a first! Daddy Dick and little acorn Liz Cheney have never disagreed, but in a recent interview Liz is shown expressing a view that is 180 degrees from Dick Cheney‘s
cocky statements made while he rode shotgun with Cowboy George. Cheney nearly smiles while declaring the insignificance of polls and the opinions of the American people, making it quite clear that he will decide what to shove down their throats, and he was fairly successful in carrying it out. Could Liz be ushering in a kinder, gentler GOP which truly cares what we all think? Wake up – even I can’t say this with a straight face! : )
Silver: Glenn Beck meets the Fox News censor…at long last, though why his racist drivel wasn’t changed on the show itself, is a mystery. The madman’s images and rage are not difficult to decipher, and hit home with even the most obtuse racist. If only he’d stick to attacking Mountain Dew and Cheetos.
Bronze: Eddy Campbell, Media Relations Officer of the Kanawha County Sheriffs Office in West Virginia. His job description becomes relevant when you learn that he was found in a state of undress "Just trying to have a little fun" with a date of sorts, by the previously mentioned lawmen. Not to give it all away, but her lack of arms wasn’t the only reason she was helpless to resist Eddy’s charms.