Gold Bill O’Reilly: The serious FOX “News” guy, and critic of all things liberal as scams, is taking a cue from Glenn Beck’s gold huckstering in an appeal to the frightened and financially challenged. Bill has joined with other ethically challenged individuals including Dick Morris, and Newsmax biggie Christopher Ruddy. Those of us floundering in the economic deep end, may invest a mere $1,495.50 – “For the Potential award of $137,000.” I know you’d fix the leaking roof with $1,495.50, but you’d be frivilous spending it that way when Newsmax and O’Reilly offer you ‘potentially’ so much more!
As a public service, I should mention my program, which takes a smaller investment, and potentially yields bigger dividends.Simply send five dollars (alternately the title to your house or car) to the first person on the list…me. Soon, you will see money rolling in, with the “Potential” award” of a million dollars! I might add that I disagree with Keith, the Sham-Wow guy still has more credibility than Bill O’Reilly.
Silver: So-called “Rabbi” David Nesenoff, the proud nincompoop claiming responsibility for recording the opinion/rant which prompted the retirement of Thomas, long time White House correspondent. Further knowledge of Nesenoff, causes me to wonder who’s calling whom a racist? While no one is excusing her comments, please consider the source and circumstances. It was her opinion, and she resigned immediately. Nesenoff has kept his job as an emissary of God, and moronic web site host despite the video you’ll see which has been pulled from youtube. That is an indication of how disgusting it is to watch Nesenoff, portraying what we assume to be a Hispanic, (horribly) in a racist weatherman skit.
Bronze: Delightful Congresswoman Vrginia Fox of North Carolina. Wild guess here, but I’m thinking there was no one present with skin darker than a Clinque Spray on tan at the town meeting in question. Of course, plans to crochet a huge dragnet the better to round up all Mexicans and Afghanistan immigrants are not only sensible and feasible, but in the majority! Fox (and coincidentally “Fox News) encourage paranoia that “terrorists” from both countries are stealing out jobs, while they plan their next terrorist action…perhaps hi-jacking a semi full of sale priced yarn, or Confederate flag needlework kits en route to Wal-Mart stores in North Carolina?