Gold: Croatian Times: In the tragic collapse of soccer player Goran Tunjic, two wildly varying versions of what transpired on the field exist, thanks to what sounds very much like the Croatian print version of Fox News.
Silver: Mr. Wurzelbacher Goes to Washington? Joe Wurzelbacher, AKA "Joe the Plumber" though he never has been a plumber, for that matter, we’re not certain his name is really Joe. Thus qualified, he has won a seat on Ohio’s Republican Committee, and has tentative plans to follow in the boot prints of Caribou Barbie. Pray that his line of heavenly connection isn’t scrambled by static!
Bronze: Walter Fitzpatrick and Darren Huff: The dim witted duo will have more time to re hatch their failed plot. If only they could successfully make a citizen’s arrest of a jury foreman stick, they would be on the road to proving Obama guilty of treason. Hint: The birther myth lives on, in all of its’ various permutations.