Gold: Gubernatorial candidate Rep. Mary Fallin, R-Okla. This woman has done all that she can to stop wasteful spending! Like many Republicans, she has been a human blockade for progressive matters such as the stimulus, health care reform, the 2010 budget, and cap and trade legislation. She is all about reducing the tax burden on all Americans! How better to advise voters of her actions to save taxpayer money, than with a campaign to inform them – at taxpayer expense.
Silver: Evil Ann Coulter wins by making Bill O’Reilly appear to be the reasonable one, oh, the drama! Clearly O’Reilly, eyeballing her exposed bony legs would like to agree with her,
as far too many do when her outlandish charges that liberals "always do" any number of abominable things go unchallenged. Coulter’s assertion that liberals "rooted for Nazis" left O’Reilly no choice, clinging to the small shred of credibility he claims. Okay, the very small shred..still, she is clearly too crazy even for Bill Oh!
Bronze: Samuel Wurzelbacher takes the prize, in what will become a viral video without end. Also known as Joe the Plumber, he is neither a Joe nor a plumber. Today the everyman and darling of the Teabaggers chose to reveal yet another side of himself. Though I’m dying to reveal his exact words before you hear them from Wurzelbacher himself, let’s just say that if he were a plumber, his plumber’s crack and bottom would be elegantly covered – in expensive silk ladies lingerie. Tsk….you think you know someone!