Gold: While "Worst Person in the World" is awarded to the Management of the Washington Post, but to be fair they couldn’t have done it without "Loose Lips" Betsy Rothstein of Fishbowl D.C. and "Sinks Ships" Tucker Carlson of the Daily Caller. Their treatment of co-worker David Weigel, posting email he had sent to a journalism listserv board goes beyond a petty lack of professionalism. As for Weigel, he isn’t a non-thinking man who always accepts the conservative or the liberal side without weighing the issues, which is what he appears to have been doing in the offending email. Apparently he was too bright to work there anyway, they might try Fox News for a replacement. You won’t find Glenn Beck debating the issues with anyone outside of his head.
Silver: Naked Man in Cincinnati library With Stolen Cheese! I believe the winner was supposed to be the culprit, Mr.Bess. Having read the Cincinnati Enquirer story, perhaps it is the paper and local constabulary who are more deserving. The homeless man, now banished from the library, was found clothless with a four pound block of cheese. They charged him with theft, and carrying a concealed weapon. The ‘weapon’ was a knife, no doubt useful in slicing cheese, and considering his er..appearance, it could hardly be considered concealed.
Bronze: Cluster Fox & Fanatics. Sure to score a win against the evil liberal empire with guest Newt Gingrich, the Foxettes asked possibly one of the dumbest questions yet if anyone is keeping track at home. Steve Doocy, Gretchen ‘Commander in Chief’ Carlson, and Brian Kilmeade have gone too far when even slimy Newt Gingrich won’t take the shot, though Carlson assured him that "Many are wondering." I mean really, it should take approximately the same amount of time to select a new commander in Afghanistan as to fix the Gulf oil disaster, right? Right? C’mon, really! MANY people think so.