Gold: Reince Priebus, the Chair of Wisconsin’s Republican Party gave reporters an ear full of conservative wisdumb while lending his support to candidate Ron Johnson who has been accused of being an extremist. I believe the question is smoothed over nicely, but of course you must be the judge. Was it all a Freudian slip? One might get the wrong impression with the frequent mentions of "capturing President Obama on the battlefield," war criminal status, and of
course the the "ultimate punishment" for the crime which Priebus pursued enthusiastically. It’s fortunate for Johnson that such a level-headed spokesman has come to his aid.
Silver: Bryan Fischer of ultra-conservative American Family Association, the moral arbiters of this great land. Fischer, whose background makes for unpleasant reading just got more nasty. According the Fischer, the Fire Department did the Christian thing by watching the Cranick’s home burn. As his spokesman on earth, Fischer seems certain it’s WJWD. There’s too much "sappy
secularist worldview," leading me to believe that Fischer’s J.C. would gather his robes and pick a high vantage point from which to watch the Cranick’s earthly home burn, you’d read about it as "The Epistle to the Cranicks, and others who forgot to pay their surcharge."
Bronze: Rush Limbaugh, the great philosopher and humanitarian shares his insights into the human condition. Basically, life’s not fair and some are born for greatness, others to serve. It helps a lot when you’ve had a leg-up at your dad’s radio station…or so I gather