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Weinergate, Twitter hacked or is it Weiners Weiner?

And the motive?

You know the answer to this. We went through this before. Paula Jones said President Clinton’s penis leaned left, Monica Lewinsky claims it did not. While Jennifer Flowers said it leaned right. With that array of bimbos it was probably confusion over HIS LEFT or MY LEFT?  Also the penis was said to be TITANIC by some and not so much by others.

It is still a mystery today! Though Republicans did manage to peak in windows, put microphones on women’s pants and even threaten some mothers with jail unless they said their daughter was a slut, they only managed to collect semen some dried out semen. Republicans enjoy collecting semen, wet or dry doesn’t matter. But they did not get the pictures of the president’s penis they wanted.

Which brings up an even more interesting question for Republicans. An African American President? You know what they say? Is it bigger than the bone in his nose? Bigger than the watermelon’s in his garden? I don’t think George W’s was ever in question.