Psycho Super Mom welcomes Mitt Romney back (again) in song.
Super Mom is known for her witty ditties on topics du jour, but this one almost writes itself, entirely from Mitt Romney’s own quotes. You can follow the bouncing ball and sing along to the tune of “Welcome Back, Kotter.” Why not, the Mitter won’t go away until he gets his sixth house, the quaint little white cottage that his wife knows he is ‘destined’ to have.Romney claims he is destined to have it, because of what ‘most Americans’ say.
“Most Americans realize they made a mistake by not voting for me. I’m going to give them another chance to do the right thing.” Mitt Romney, Fox News
Math isn’t my strong suit, but I know that for ‘most Americans’ to support him, 47% would have to figure in there somewhere.
The third time will be the charm, because ‘papa’s got a brand new bag!’ This time the flip-flopping white guy is running as “The Anti-Poverty guy!” Pause to regain composure. He is well-qualified, because, as the ‘unemployed’ Romney said the last time – or was it the time before? “I don’t even consider myself wealthy…It can be here today and all gone tomorrow.” You haven’t lost the common touch, Mitt.
Keep an eye on this one. If ego alone can win the day, Mitt might have a shot at it – but only if people forget as easily as he does…And he does:
“I’m not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was.” Mitt Romney – covering all the bases
Romney is counting on voters to forget: “The 47 percent” remark, “binders full of women,” “I know lots of Nascar owners” and “I like firing people!” !
These remarks are almost as popular as the legendary cross-country trip with the sick,freezing, wet dog on top of the family station wagon. We Americans don’t cotton to dog abusers, Romney.