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Whites only, All American Basketball Alliance, no blacks, crotch grabbing, or obscenities

As Don Moose Lewis, (who claims he is not racist ) is discovering, whites – "the minority,"
aren’t rushing out to support his "product they identify with." The mayor of home town Augusta, GA said a resounding "No" to a premier in that fair city. The Athletic Director of Augusta State says "It’s so absurd it’s funny, but gives you an idea of the sickness in our society." It’s not looking good for the other eleven towns he’d targeted as supporters in the south. What a pity, there would be certain entertaining challenges to maneuvering in those long white sheets.

Lewis thinks he has a terrific idea for others who are feeling like the white minority, want to return to the "glorious roots" of the sport, and away from the "street-type ball played by non-whites". Why basketball, and not an All Bubba Yahtzee league? To paraphrase the "non racist" Lewis, "Would you want to go to a game and worry about a player flipping you off, or grabbing their crotch?" I’m glad he’s not racist, these two issues alone must keep people awake at night. I have news for him, those gestures are likely to come from and to people of all shades including white, en route to any destination in frequent bursts of road rage.