Gold: Lou Dobbs. It would seem that Dobbs has taken to counting czars rather than sheep to bring on slumber, else where would he get his numbers? Ooh, let’s toss in a little golden hypocrite award as well. There’s a little matter of Mr “Build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico” who is being investigated by that pesky New York Post for hiring illegal aliens on his daughter’s horse ranch. The horse show circuit isn’t cheap you know!
Silver yet Sad: Glenn Beck, proud supporter of the University of I Dunno is out to prove he is no partisan shill! Wait until you hear who he suggests his faithful followers “weed out” of the Republican ranks, you see, he’s not biased! If everyone had an IQ in the double digits this just might fly.
Bronzed: House Minority Leader John Boehner, and Republican Whip Eric Cantor share the dubious honor. While it’s far past time they became aware of their compatriot
Michelle Bachmann, her latest scheme to do a McCarthy-like investigation of which Congressional members are Pro or Anti-American has them trying to figure out how to disguise duct tape on her mouth.