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Birther fun with the Black guy

birther ted cruz

This one sure hits the spot with three white presidential candidates actually not born in America and the black one actually born in America and who is the one in Birther trouble? Why is that you think?  Though since King of the Birthers Donald Trump just put an end to Celebrity Apprentice for what seems to be a run for President, he just the other day questioned Ted Cruz’s eligibility. That will be a good cat fight.

Birthers aside it’s Ted Cruz who is the talk of the town this week. So what have we learned about Cruzism.

“Today, the global warming alarmists are the equivalent of the flat-Earthers. It used to be [that] it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier.”

There you have it. Scientists the world over are ignorant flat landers while Global Warming deniers are the Galileos’ of the world. Turning both the truth and reality on it’s head because it’s what Ted Cruz knows the morons who listen to him want to hear.

No matter all the seed companies have changes the back of their seed envelopes to reflect the new planting times because of the warming. Forget that all insurance companies have accepted climate change, as has NASA, the UN, the WHO, and 95% of climate scientist is the world. Even Exxon, Shell and BP have accepted it. Only those who are paid / profit from the fossil fuel industry or believe God has his hand on the weather controller believe otherwise.

“If I become president I will repeal every word of the Affordable Care Act!”

But that is the line that gets Ted Cruz his biggest standing ovations in his stump speeches. Nothing more important to Republicans than not only denying hard working class families health insurance but taking it away from 16 million of them who have signed up to it. It is the nature of the Beast.

Their answer of course is Health care vouchers, that will be distributed equally to the rich and poor. You see, as in all things Republican give massive tax breaks and benefits to the wealthy and a stick in the eye for the rest of us. But it works for them because there are just enough morons in America who will accept that as long as they are thrown a good amount of religious intolerance, as many guns as they can carry and a lot of very white gravy on their grits.