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Colbert: Preacher Larry Johnson outlaws Bingo for Seniors in Bald Knob Arkansas!

 

Wow… So the good thing about religion is… Um… Let me see here… Hmmm…. Oh yeah, if YOU pay the pipers enough money YOU never die and YOU go to Heaven to enjoy harp playing on golden streets and lots of virgins to pork. Not sure what the women get, or if they are even allowed up there. If each guy gets 72 virgins, where do that many virgins income from?

So like Republican politics, religion here in America has become all about ME, and MY and I and MINE. Conservative politics and Evangelical Christianity are the same thing. With the added fun of guns, castle laws, stand your ground laws, war, drones, and lots of accompanying collateral damage. As Jesus said so well, “Shoot your neighbor.” Praise the Lord and pass the ammo.  How old is that cliche? Damn, someone was on to this scam a long time ago.

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