Hundreds of deranged sociopaths swarmed House Chambers, muttering about guns, military spending, gay marriage and a promise made to a Grover Norquist – who seems to be their leader. “Leader” is a loose description. Washington D.C. Police describe the horde in this message after warning citizens to stay away.
“They are manipulative & extremely dangerous.” “Luckily they are also very disorganized..and there is a chance they may never be able to ever take any action at all.” One observer remarked that their eyes had an unnerving vacant stare…See photo.
Late breaking news: Offended sociopaths have gathered on the Capitol steps to protest. They take great umbrage at the use of the word ‘sociopath’ to describe the mob inside, and reject any similarity with the congressmen inside the Capitol. The enraged crowd chanted, “We’re sociopaths, not heartless criminals and thieves!”