ONION Conservative Romney Megadonors Have Spent Week Yelling At Their Money

ONION NEWS: Angry Conservative Romney Megadonors Have Spent Week Yelling At Their Money
At a loss to explain Mitt Romney’s defeat, conservative billionaires are putting the blame squarely on the shoulders of money. Ignoring advice by Karl Rove, who warned caution, lest they make the money angry, the billionaires are expressing their anger directly to the money. Some take a passive aggressive approach, ignoring their fortunes, while others – more directly make threats to assembled representative bills. So far, none have expressed anger or disenchantment with Mitt Romney.