Tag: susie sampson

A Genuine White Supremacist From The Basket of Deplorables!

While they were once a secret and shameful part of our past, white supremacists now feel welcome to climb out of their deplorable basket and join mainstream politics, thanks to the efforts of  farsighted Republicans. If you’ve wondered what the white pride folks are all about, there is no better representative of the group than…

Tea Party Report: Gay Pride Week , Takin’ Down the Gays NSFW

Susie Sampson – media firebrand and undercover  Tea Party reporter, attended  the Gay Pride celebration in Los Angeles, to mingle with  the gay people who’ve come to celebrate PRIDE – and with the  straight men who protested the event, because – ‘Jesus’ and because they “find everything about the gay lifestyle offensive.” In fact, what…

Kendall Jones Exotic Animal Spree Killer Newsy News

On Newsy News, Susie – a conservative meat eater, takes on Rebecca her liberal vegan ‘sister.’ The conversation soon turns to Kendall Jones and her hunting ‘trophies'(not to be eaten)   Rebecca feels that animals are to be loved and protected. Susie feels they are to be eaten and “killed for FUN because of Survival of…

Top 15 Social Media Hook Up Sites : Facebook vs Craigslist?

In the social and political sphere, social networking sites loom large. Today Susie Sampson interviews random social media users to discern which site is the favorite. Admittedly some people use social media for one reason only, and we have a prime example in one of Susie’s more enthusiastic interviews. In fact, the gentleman in question…

Do Women Deserve Rights? Ask Republican Men Susie Sampson

Susie Sampson reports on the latest round of patriarchal reproductive laws proposed and passed by our male friends and neighbors in the GOP. Thanks to those vigilant lawmakers, we can finally relax and not worry our empty little heads about complex  concepts – like our own bodies! Susie recounts the latest round of anti-abortion legislation…

SOTU, Obamacare & GOP Strategy Revealed! Susie Sampson

Susie Sampson reviews the State of the Union address, and reveals the Republican strategy that Cathy McMorris Rodgers referenced in her State of the Union rebuttal when she said…”Republicans have plans.”  But first, one of McMorris-Rodger’s key issues was Obamacare, and McMorris-Rodger’s speech took the scourge of Obamacare down to a personal level with ‘Bette’…

EDNA Ends Discrimination & Fun in Workplace Susie Sampson

Employment Non discrimination Act or EDNA has passed the Senate. Don’t look now but they’re taking away everything that used to make being a conservative worthwhile!  Slipping into her Tea Party persona, Susie Sampson bemoans the good old days before people started piping up about equality! Those were days when a lagging ego could get…

Government Shutdown Explained & Patriotic Trucker Mayhem! Susie Sampson

In Government shutdown news,Susie Sampson (in her Tea Party persona)  applauds the GOP and a fun, patriotic  truckers rally. Both prove that  work isn’t getting done –  by preventing work from getting done…Brilliant! You already know how the Tea Party is blocking progress, but here comes The “Truckers Ride for the Constitution.” Tractor-trailer drivers plan…