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Kendall Jones Exotic Animal Spree Killer Newsy News

On Newsy News, Susie – a conservative meat eater, takes on Rebecca her liberal vegan ‘sister.’ The conversation soon turns to Kendall Jones and her hunting ‘trophies'(not to be eaten)   Rebecca feels that animals are to be loved and protected. Susie feels they are to be eaten and “killed for FUN because of Survival of…

Top 15 Social Media Hook Up Sites : Facebook vs Craigslist?

In the social and political sphere, social networking sites loom large. Today Susie Sampson interviews random social media users to discern which site is the favorite. Admittedly some people use social media for one reason only, and we have a prime example in one of Susie’s more enthusiastic interviews. In fact, the gentleman in question…

Do Women Deserve Rights? Ask Republican Men Susie Sampson

Susie Sampson reports on the latest round of patriarchal reproductive laws proposed and passed by our male friends and neighbors in the GOP. Thanks to those vigilant lawmakers, we can finally relax and not worry our empty little heads about complex  concepts – like our own bodies! Susie recounts the latest round of anti-abortion legislation…

SOTU, Obamacare & GOP Strategy Revealed! Susie Sampson

Susie Sampson reviews the State of the Union address, and reveals the Republican strategy that Cathy McMorris Rodgers referenced in her State of the Union rebuttal when she said…”Republicans have plans.”  But first, one of McMorris-Rodger’s key issues was Obamacare, and McMorris-Rodger’s speech took the scourge of Obamacare down to a personal level with ‘Bette’…

Jewish Lesbian Liberal Makes Fools Of Conservative Obamacare Haters

Susie’s second cousin removed, Rebecca Rubenstein is a Liberal  Jewish Lesbian. In Tea party world, that translates to ‘hell bound perverted communist.’  As you can imagine, her views on every issue varies widely from her ‘conservative’ Christian cousin Susie Sampson. Today the crazy lady from the family tree, has the nerve to tell us that…

EDNA Ends Discrimination & Fun in Workplace Susie Sampson

Employment Non discrimination Act or EDNA has passed the Senate. Don’t look now but they’re taking away everything that used to make being a conservative worthwhile!  Slipping into her Tea Party persona, Susie Sampson bemoans the good old days before people started piping up about equality! Those were days when a lagging ego could get…

Obamacare & GOP, Kim & Kanye & Anti-Gay Meanies! Susie Sampson

Susie’s disasters this week: Obamacare & GOP tantrums, Kim & Kanye, Hallmark’s gay aversion and a very mean woman in North Dakota! In fact, you will not believe the woman in North Dakota, who is to Halloween what Scrooge was to Christmas before his conversion.  I promise she will make you trick or treaters appreciate…

Government Shutdown Explained & Patriotic Trucker Mayhem! Susie Sampson

In Government shutdown news,Susie Sampson (in her Tea Party persona)  applauds the GOP and a fun, patriotic  truckers rally. Both prove that  work isn’t getting done –  by preventing work from getting done…Brilliant! You already know how the Tea Party is blocking progress, but here comes The “Truckers Ride for the Constitution.” Tractor-trailer drivers plan…

Gov.Shutdown: Boehner Wears Newt Gingrich & Dick Armey’s Boots, Susie Sampson

httpv://youtu.be/uT12fr8KsII Government Shutdown 2013, only Republicans stand between Americans and Obamacare. Medicare and Social Security would have been lost to Newt Gingrich and Dick Armey, who vowed to eradicate those two wastes of money. Look where they are now – Newt and Dick, not the programs. I think it’s safe to say that most of…

Government Shutdown Republican Hypocrisy- Day 2. Susie Sampson

Government Shutdown Day Two! Time to embrace the shutdown, and say “blankety blank to you Obamacare!” We’ll all pay when Jackie has no Affordable Care (AKA Obamacare), and gets sick from drinking those Double Gulps. So drink up while Jackie reviews a few mind bending facts about the health care program that is causing Republicans…

Government Shutdown Explained. Day 1. Susie Sampson

Day one of the government shutdown. It’s the worst outcome for most Americans, but it’s celebration time for the GOP! Crack open the champagne, and take a break from stamping your little feet and yelling ‘no! no! no!’ – the usual tantrum talk. While Congress needn’t worry about their salaries or health care, average Americans…

Ted Cruz for President 2016? Diapers & Free Milk: Susie Sampson

Ted Cruz is runnin’ for president! How do I know? He spoke for 21 hours about…absolutely nothin’! But he got a whole lot of attention for it! Smart man. And his speech was scintillatin’…he talked about Dr. Seuss, reality tv, his hurt feet…what a hero! Plus, he really showed Rand Paul what it means to…

Sexting: How Anthony Weiner’s Penis Inspires many! Susie Sampson

This humorous, epic poem to penis- proud, mayoral candidate and sexting fool Anthony Weiner…er, Carlos Danger, is not all that he has inspired in his tumultuous career.  Susie’s liberal twin reads her original work which salutes Weiner for inspiring many. Untold numbers of people are inspired by Weiner rising like the Phoenex, after plummeting to…

Is Sex FUN? NO Say Teabaggers! Susie Sampson

Is sex fun? Old Fart & Tea Party sexpert, Jerome Coursi says “NO!” God doesn’t intend Sex to be fun! Find something else to do unless you’re  making another whiny,poopy conservative. Coursi is a busy professional Obama hater; and I’d like to clarify that ‘old fart’ has nothing to do with age. I’m certain Jerome…

Susie Sampson Review:Miley Cyrus Twerks With No Butt? Syria & Cruz Hurt

Our Tea Party Lady of mystery Susie Sampson reviewed the ‘week that was.’ It ‘was’ not over quickly enough. Far from shrieking in outraged horror like many Americans, Susie asks the obvious question…And invites your opinions and/or video replies. Since dirty little Miley seems to be a one Twerk pony, shouldn’t she at least have…

Best of America! Susie Sampson Speaks…With A Few Freaks

Susie speaks with a few freaks and average Americans who didn’t make the cut in her first round of interviews. She must have had time and space constraints after her initial interviews, because I can see no other reason to leave these fine folks out. Propeller Head for Ron Paul is an enlightening interview wisely…