Tag: the onion

Breast feeding at The Onion

IT sounds funny,something wrong with the sliders. Or is that a new announcer? And hey, I do not breast feed and I know what’s best for everyone else, as I am sure you do too. There have always been a few things I have not been able to understand from the gitgo. Why anyone would…

New Head ripping off machine, The Onion

In response to the Christian Evangelical state of Tennessee bringing back Old Sparky to electrocute to death 11 men on Death Row, questions arose as to what to do if there were no chemicals available and there was a local brown out during an execution. The answer was found by The Onion of all places.…

Family Devastated over DVR crash, The Onion

Devastated Family Struggling To Cope After Losing Everything On DVR And this is nothing – and I mean nothing – compared to a broken smart phone. In fact I would not be surprised if this new business of 2 hour drone delivery was not  brought up because Next Day Fedex is just not fast enough…

Bones! The coolest part of the body, The Onion

Sure bones are important, otherwise we would be puddle people. But what about big booty and nice boobs? They are pretty cool! But many would say, in fact the majority of Americans and those in the Southern Sudan would say the soul is the coolest body part. Without the soul there would be no Motown,…