Special report! America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, AKA FoxNews' embedded reporter in the War on Christmas, is back from the battlefield: A local mall. Oh, the carnage! The sales! Watch out politically correct revelers. She cares not what is in your heart when you say it. Betty isn't brooking any 'Happy Holidays' or 'Season's Greetings,' and don't even attempt a a 'Merry Solstice' if you know what's good for you!