Gold: Janice Daniels Mayor of the entire city of Troy, Michigan…Except for the "queers" in her town of course, and she hates New York too for related reasons. But they speak so highly of YOU Janice. These days Troy doesn’t ‘heart’ Janice Meyers so much. C’mon folks. You won’t hire a guy to mow your lawn without checking him out. How difficult is it to glance at the wannabe Mayor’s Facebook page before the election? If the Mayor is ousted which is a very real possibility, will the office Secret Santa list have to be revamped? This is highly inconvenient…A little preparation goes a long way.
Silver: Rick Perry and his campaign, RIP. What is wrong? Great hair…Check. Luvs things that go boom… Check. Solid understanding of presidential powers and the workings of Congress… Not even a shaky one. Mr Tea Party Ken Cuccinelli threw Perry a ‘gotcha question’ which was extremely revealing. However, Hoochie Coochie didn’t hear Rick saying that all he needs is good people around him who understand all of that gibberty gook – gosh!
Bronze: Eric Bolling, Fox Biz channel guy and wannabe wealthy oil man. ‘Some say’ Bolling echoes the sentiment of other conservatives when he whines petulantly that Liberal Hollywood and the Muppets in particular, need to lay off of the kids. Enough brainwashing already! This time it’s greedy oil men. Next, they’ll be implying that fracking isn’t a wholesome favor done by wealthy guys to average Americans who just need a little extra cash in exchange for a mixture of volatile chemicals in their drinking water. BTW, Avatar had the same theme.