The few minutes you see here of Ann Coulter’s turn at the Rob Lowe Roast pretty much tells the story without needing to go into details, for it is probably the biggest bomb in television history, but even so – like her partner Donald Trump who today when ahead of Hillary in the polls – is beloved by half of Americans. And like The Donald it is not so much conservative policy but rather the kind of person the majority of Americans love, and how say what they are thinking. Which is: Throwing political incorrectness into the faces of the politically correct.
With that, I want to direct this at that same majority of poorly educated retards who find it so much fun until it LANDS ON THEM. So here ya go. Oh, to add my two cents, this is light stuff compared to all the horrid crap this so-called woman has dished out over the years.
“Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face b—-es alive, it’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself!” Jimmy Carr
“As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby!” Peyton Manning
“Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it. She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan. I haven’t seen you laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot.” David Spade
“If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops? Ann describes herself as a polemicist but most people call her a c***” Peter Davidson
“As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” Jewel
“I respect you. You are the one female commentator who is not afraid to stand up to take a leak.” Ralph Macchio
“Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” Nikki Glaser
“Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. That voice, it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund. Ann’s against gay marriage. What’s your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband they shouldn’t, either?”
Jeff Ross“She wrote 11 books, but she couldn’t write one f***ing joke for this roast.” Jeff Ross
*From what I gather the reason Jeff Ross is at all these roasts is he is the head writer, so most of what you read up there is probably him.
**Oh and anyone thinking they took it a step too far on Coulter, Coulter has taken it many steps too far for a generation. Any comparison to Hilter or anything he did is of course way off base, but I suspect she is far older than anyone thought, as the ghost writer for Mein Kampf.
***And for anyone offended by this, ITS A FRIGGIN ROAST! Gosh…
****As this is a VIACOM company and on Google’s YOUTUBE, chances are that even this poor quality video will not only go blank any minute now, but the account of whoever put it up suspended “WITH NO RECOURSE,” and the Viacom lawyers already sending threatening cease and desist letters.