Jimmy Kimmel knows that some people just want to get Thanksgiving out of the way so they can prepare for Black Friday. Obviously the stores know it too, as you’ll see in this Big Lots ad. If you enjoy the thrill of the hunt and the adrenaline surge of competition Jimmy has good news for you!
This is true, by the way. Forget washing dishes, or shooing relatives out of the house so you can get an early start Friday morning. You won’t be home for Thanksgiving dinner! The stores will be open on Thursday, the better to get a head start on the season of good will toward men and bargains at the mall.