“The Trump campaign has exploded like a meth lab, it is more like a Jackass stunt, it’s a shopping cart powered by a roman candle up a guy’s ass.”
“Some are saying Trump is unfit to be president, it made Trump furious, how can you say that to someone who has a Purple Heart,” Bill Maher scolds after throwing the baby out with the Trump water.
“The general election is not like the primary, you need people who can read, and anyone could win a popularity contest against Ted Cruz. It’s like going to the pound to choose between two pets and one is an eel.”
“The Republican party is desperately trying to plug the hole in Trump’s head where all the stupid comes out.”