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Bill O’Reilly illegal immigrant meltdown with Stephen Colbert

Bill O'Reilly illegal immigrant meltdown with Stephen ColbertAdding to Donald Trump’s call that Mexicans are rapists Bill O’Reilly adds that they also shoot our women in the back of the head in front of their fathers, lucky for us it didn’t happen in a Ladies bathroom or by now we would all have to show a picture ID to take a pee.

The rise of El Duce Grande is really no surprise when one considers that in 2008 a Zogby poll put Bill O’Reilly as the second MOST TRUSTED news personality in America, second only to Rush Limbaugh. Those two names still come up more as the MOST TRUSTED names in the news business. NEWS!

Can you a gather a guess as to what is the most trusted news source in America? Double that of most networks and 10 points ahead of CNN?

I would guess El Duce Grande will probably have to pick a woman as a running mate, Carly Fiorina is already taken. Has anyone seen her since she fell off that stage? Which leaves whom?  The scant group of women silly enough to accept leaves Ann Coulter? Na, she’s a six. No sixers for El Duce Grande.  Hmm… Um… Someone popular and well known.  Someone very loyal to him from the gitgo.  Hmm… Um… A women who is at least an eight. Um… Someone who has experienced it all before.  Um… Hmm… Gosh, it seems all roads point to Sister Sarah. Oh, you say, but isn’t she already committed to head the EPA in the Trump administration?  No silly, El Duce Grande will eliminate the EPA on day one.