With Turkey Day fast approaching, Jimmy Fallon reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #ThanksgivingFail. It strikes me that it’s incorrect to call these incidents…
You can’t make a store open on Thanksgiving. It’s just a poor helpless corporation. But people? Punch in and shut the fk up. You can…
“To me, it’s just another attack on Obamacare, from another angle. Sounds like Benghazi all over again.” Tommy Chong to Fox News panel Nobody Gruber…
Jimmy Fallon observes that we have become familiar with a wide range of the expressions President Obama shows to the world…And – sigh, to the…
“Everybody back! This man’s swallowed his nose! Don’t panic, I’m a sheet metal worker! Somebody bring me a pail of water and a catcher’s mitt!”…
13 Americans are injured by sharks each year, 13,000 Americans are injured by pails and buckets Oh, and the two things front and center in…
Because nothing says ‘grammar nazi” quite like bustin’ some caps. As this episode of ‘Schoolhouse Rock Re-imagined’ by Adult Swim suggests – it’s time to…
We don’t know which of the Seven Dwarfs you men be bringing to the house. You go girl! I must say that the ladies…
“Personally, I’d stay as far the hell away from BlackHoles as I can” Neil deGrasse Tyson Matthew McConaughey is such a spaceshot he makes Woody…
Ah, the good old daze… What was so good about them? There used to be more crime, poverty, racism, intolerance, head injuries, hunger, illness, death,…
Here’s something irresistible from Conan’s guest, America’s hunky handyman, Nick Offerman. If the name doesn’t ring a bell, Offerman offers this modest self-introduction. “Hi, I’m…
Ellen devotes a hilarious segment to introducing some of the most amazing new toys you may want to put on your holiday shopping list! I…
Hey, Woody didn’t bite Jennifer Lawrence on the ass, he only bit her leg. Which is okay. Good to finally see Jenifer Lawrence with some…
That’s my shirt he has on! Can you smoke cigarettes in New York City these days? Can you eat weed in New York City? You…
What a nice new package. But all the wrong questions. Also a way for Bill Maher to run from the losing team and restate his…