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Lewis Black on Black Friday, Daily Show

You can’t make a store open on Thanksgiving. It’s just a poor helpless corporation. But people? Punch in and shut the fk up. You can see your family in January.

lewis black black fridaySpeaking of Venus and Mars… I had carpet cleaners here the other day and asked how many men they talked to on the job. They told me I was the only one this week so far.

I had a foundation contractor do a bid yesterday and asked him how many women he talked to on the job. None this week.

Got me thinking about all the “flooring” stores I see driving down the highway. Would there even be carpeting and hardwood floors without women? A shinny slab is fine by me. What about granite countertops? Or Bathroom and kitchen remodeling?  How about paint stores. 134 different tones of white. I thought there were two. White and sorta white.  What about curtains? Bed, Bath and Beyond? Dancing with the Stars? I suppose I could go on forever. The point being, without the ladies, the United States economy would die in a day.