Stephen Colbert makes the ultimate sacrifice and changes the subject from Stephen Colbert to his sister, Elizabeth Colbert-Busch. Elizabeth is running to be the Democratic nominee for South Carolina’s first district, and Stephen is quite genuine in his praise for her. Said Stephen, “It’s natural for her to run, because she has skills and something to offer society, and I am professionally ridiculous. I hope what I do for a living doesn’t sully her good character. ” It turns out that he owes big sis “LuLu” a solid for protecting him from the wrath of ten older siblings, whom he might have innocently provoked to serious retribution at times in his early childhood. Elizabeth obviously has good instincts and a feel for the underdog. South Carolina will be lucky to have her – but they should count the bowling shoes after Stephen attends the bowling alley fundraiser!