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God to Bill OReilly, You are too Stupid to defend me to Atheists

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Gold: Bill O’Reilly is the tsunami of Atheist recruitment. In this interview with David Silverman of "American Atheists" O’Reilly left Silverman speechless with incredulity after his definitive ‘proof’ that God exists. "The tide goes in, the tide goes out." So spake O’Reilly who lost numerous souls to the other side that day.

Silver: Gov. Mitch Daniels R-Indiana is a forward thinker, youbetcha! Shucks, go ahead and extend age to retirement by another twenty years or so. Those crazy kids "Will be replacing body parts like we do tires."

Bronze: They call him the sixty dollar bandit. I wouldn’t agree that he’s stupid, like any novice, he was simply unfamiliar with the different mediums in which he could work.