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GOP builds own studly, Robo-Republican super candidate! FunnyorDie

Take a peek inside the GOP Spin Room as Super Tuesday approaches and there is not a single candidate with all of the qualifications they need to make a showing against President Obama.

Suddenly an audacious idea takes shape. With so many candidates, surely ‘The One’ can be created from the parts of the many! He would be the perfect candidate – if he only had a brain, a heart…And courage. Even low-tech Dorothy fared much better with only a tin man, a scarecrow and a cowardly lion, whom I would bet would put Rush Limbaugh in his place. Better luck next time Mitt.