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Happy Ebola Halloween, Jon Stewart

“Why did Obama let the Ebola Virus into the United States?” Laura Ingraham, fair and balanced.

Happy Ebola Halloween, Jon StewartAnd! The guy with Ebola vomited somewhere. Please don’t eat the vomit. Don’t even play in it. And always let whoever did it clean it up.

This now adds a forth issue to the three rules of life: Don’t go to North Korea. Don’t go to the Middle East, Don’t walk on the expressway at night and don’t eat the vomit. But… Who did clean it up?

Over the last generation what has changed politics more than anything is 24/7 AM right-wing radio and all of cable news. If it isn’t pushing right-wing swill it’s pushing fear for share. We need higher fences with alligator moats and a machine gun in every home just to make through the day. And that’s not even addressing the sharks. Or getting beheaded at work?  Oops…

We now have scientists and doctors telling us there is nothing to worry about with this Ebola thing. Yeah right, scientists and doctors don’t know doodlysquat. Do they know that Pabst is now cheaper than Keystone? Or that trailer jacks are on sale at Walmart?  Or having guns and lots of Bud in the house makes your children safer?